A plain wooden spoon. When picked up, makes Isaac appear as if he has red wooden spoon shaped beating marks all over his head.


Increases Speed by 0.3.


  • The item is possibly a reference to child abuse or the short film "The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon" by Richard Gale (link).

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